Apart from sex ed at school, most people are never formally taught about women’s bodies and the reproductive system.
Even women – who HAVE BODIES – and men who have had sex with and been around women have sometimes terrible ideas bout which parts are where and how they behave.
The subreddit badwomensanatomy is a goldmine for these bad ideas, and it’s actually kind of scary realising how little people know.
One of the common themes of the subreddit is the ‘roast beef theory’. There are plenty of folks who believe your vulva can change after having a lot of sex, so if someone’s labia looks like roast beef it means they’ve had a number of sexual partners.
Vulvas come in all shapes and sizes, and no amount of sex will change their appearance.
Someone believing this roast beef theory certainly says more about their sexual experience than yours, as they’ve likely only watched porn and seen neat, trimmed labia. As long as your vulva isn’t causing you any discomfort, you’re absolutely fine.
On that same note, there seems to be a strongly-held belief that vaginas ‘stretch out’ and become looser the more you have sex.
Your vagina is made to expand and contract, and when you’re aroused it’ll relax slightly to allow for penetration. However, the muscles will contract again after you’ve had sex.
The only way you can stretch your vagina is if you have a baby, but even then most women will be back to normal after about six months. If it takes longer than that you can do kegel exercises.
There seems to be so many misconceptions, as well as a lot of artists’ impressions of women that would require rib removal and a very good surgeon.
The takeaway here is that sex ed probably needs to be better, and people need to stop believing things their friends tell them on the internet.
If all else fails, the amazing anti bullsh*t physician Dr. Jen Gunter will likely set us right.
Next time you’re about to comment on periods, vaginas, breasts, or anything else to do with a woman’s body, please do your research so you don’t look like one of these numpties.
If all else fails, the amazing anti bullsh*t physician Dr. Jen Gunter will likely set us right.
The subreddit badwomensanatomy is a goldmine for these bad ideas, and it’s actually kind of scary realising how little people know.
Vulvas come in all shapes and sizes, and no amount of sex will change their appearance.
Apart from sex ed at school, most people are never formally taught about women’s bodies and the reproductive system.
One of the common themes of the subreddit is the ‘roast beef theory’. There are plenty of folks who believe your vulva can change after having a lot of sex, so if someone’s labia looks like roast beef it means they’ve had a number of sexual partners.
The dreaded roast beef. The meat curtains. The sleeve of wizard. Call it what you will, but for most that is quite the turn off and the last thing a man like yourself wants to see flapping in the wind before engaging in the feel-good coitus that could have been. Contrary to popular belief, it is not genetic. Nor is it caused by how many men she’s slept with, or how large those men were. Some porn stars have beautiful entry points. So how does one avoid such a surprise? Are there ways to identify roast beef prior before it’s too late? The answer is YES, and here are 5 ways to do so:
Most fat girls do not have the carcass cape. The reason is simple — the excess fat in and around the pelvic region creates an inverse effect on the vaginal lips, pushing out the blubber and inducing an inwards turn of the labia. Similar to how a black hole operates, the skin is sucked inwards creating the nice vagina effect. While she may pound away a ton of roast beef, at least her nether region will be devoid of any such flap happy activity.
Hopefully I have saved some of you from the pain generally associated with being lured into the large labia luncheon. So there you have it. Five almost indisputable ways to identify, and consequently avoid, roast beef.
We’ve all been there. Your dapper charming self has wooed a girl by way of traditional date or maybe night time escalation. You get home, the mood is right, the drinks have been flowing and you have convinced her that in fact, yes… sex is a great idea. That magic moment comes when you start undressing her, she is on your bed and lifts her perfectly shaped bottom 6 inches off the duvet cover so you can slide her underwear off. And then you see it…
This one is self-explanatory. I have yet to meet a vegetarian girl who sports dildo drapes. If she doesn’t eat meat, she doesn’t yield meat. Rumor has it that protein deficiency causes aesthetically pleasing vaginal formation, but the medical studies have yet to come in on this. Stay tuned.
