Turkey Vs Roast Beef Vagina

Weve said it once, but well more than happily say it again: vaginas arent all supposed to look the same. Some people have larger inner or outer labia than others, some are hairy, some waxed, some will have darker skin, some lighter – but theyre all beautiful in their own right and there is no such thing as acceptable or normal looking female genitalia. Theyre all different and thats what makes them great. Okay. Glad we cleared that up!

But for further confirmation of this (and the sad impact that unreal body expectations can have on society), a new TikTok video posted by @gabygabss, all about her outie labia, has gone viral and racked up over 7 million plays. And we think its an important one to highlight.

In the video, Gabriella Scaringe (a former Playboy Bunny, founder of Cherri underwear and our new favourite person) explains she wanted to do a follow up to a previous post in which she referred to herself as having an outie. She says that she received a lot of comments from people saying they werent sure what she meant – so she broke it down.

“Are you ready for your anatomy lesson today?” she begins, before saying. “Its hard to separate the cooter into only two categories, but we will be categorising them as innies and outies today.”

Gabriella continues, “So you have your outer labia and your inner labia, right? An innie is where your outer labia protrudes more than your inner labia, so you dont really see the inside stuff… or maybe you dont see the inside stuff as much.” She likens innies to perhaps being similar to “Barbie, or a seashell, maybe its a little bit puffy, its cute”. This content is imported from TikTok. You may be able to find the same content in another format, or you may be able to find more information, at their web site.

The model then goes on to explain that she personally identifies as an outie, saying “my inner parts protrude a little more than my outward parts”. Gabriella also says that sadly, for some bizarre reason, outies have on occasion gotten a “bad rep” (in part, I think its fair to say, due to the tucked away labia that is often favoured in porn).

“Theyre called the Arbys sandwich or the burger,” she notes (Arbys sandwiches being a famous roast beef packed offering in the United States – just to save you a trip to Google). Gabriella then takes a second to shut down that ridiculousness, saying, “But every panini is beautiful! And Ive only ever had compliments on my lil Arbys roast beef.” Amen to that!

Her video has resonated with so many others that its racked up over 24,000 comments (and counting). One TikTok user wrote, “I literally cried my eyes [out] and wanted to get surgery when I was a teenager because of the hate for outies. We really gotta tell teens more that its ok!”

Another said, “I used to try tuck mine in a lil bit until I got older and embraced my outie. Ladies our bodies are beautiful!”. And a further person added, “Who here has both? Like one half is an innie and the other half is an outie.” (See! No such thing as normal!).

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Weve said it once, but well more than happily say it again: vaginas arent all supposed to look the same. Some people have larger inner or outer labia than others, some are hairy, some waxed, some will have darker skin, some lighter – but theyre all beautiful in their own right and there is no such thing as acceptable or normal looking female genitalia. Theyre all different and thats what makes them great. Okay. Glad we cleared that up!

Her video has resonated with so many others that its racked up over 24,000 comments (and counting). One TikTok user wrote, “I literally cried my eyes [out] and wanted to get surgery when I was a teenager because of the hate for outies. We really gotta tell teens more that its ok!”

But for further confirmation of this (and the sad impact that unreal body expectations can have on society), a new TikTok video posted by @gabygabss, all about her outie labia, has gone viral and racked up over 7 million plays. And we think its an important one to highlight.

“Theyre called the Arbys sandwich or the burger,” she notes (Arbys sandwiches being a famous roast beef packed offering in the United States – just to save you a trip to Google). Gabriella then takes a second to shut down that ridiculousness, saying, “But every panini is beautiful! And Ive only ever had compliments on my lil Arbys roast beef.” Amen to that!

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Curtains, puffs, horseshoe, tulip, and Barbie: Former bikini waxer reveals there are FIVE different types of vagina – and details the characteristics that define each one

  • An anonymous former waxer who goes only by Mel said she has identified five different vaginal shapes
  • The most common is the Ms. Curtains, in which the labia minor extend past the labia magora
  • The least common, the Ms. Barbie, has everything tucked in and is what most people think of when they picture a vagina
  • Contrary to popular belief, most vaginas arent neat little packages with all the pieces perfectly tucked in.

    Rather, vaginas all look quite different. However, according to a former bikini waxer who goes only by Mel to protect the identity of her clients, there are five different overall vagina shapes that she has seen in her career.

    While these types arent scientific or a mathematic algorithm, Mel told Elite Daily: This is just to help women understand this weird “secret” [the appearance of our vaginas] we keep from our friends and society at large is not as scandalous or peculiar as we may have thought.

    Turkey Vs Roast Beef Vagina

    Neat little package: A former bikini waxer said she has divided vaginas into five shapes, including the tidy Ms. Barbie

    Turkey Vs Roast Beef Vagina

    Type two: Illustrated by Kylah Benes, they also include the Ms. Puff, which is like the Ms. Barbie but longer

    Her shape names are not the actual vagina, which is the whole, but rather the outside appearance — most of which has something to do with the labia majora (the outer lips) and the labia minora (the inner lips).

    The most uncommon shape is what Mel calls the Ms. Barbie, in which the labia minora are totally contained within the labia magora. The waxer noted that this is what most people think of when they picture a vagina, but it is not what most vaginas look like.

    Similar to the Ms. Barbie is the Ms. Puffs. The labia minora are still contained within the labia majora, but the lips of the vagina sit lower on the the pubic pone and are either full and puffed up or thin and loose.

    Contrary to popular belief, the way the lips hang has little to do with the age or weight of a woman.

    Turkey Vs Roast Beef Vagina

    Most common: She most frequently saw women with this shape, in which the labia minora peek out the bottom

    Turkey Vs Roast Beef Vagina

    Bodies: In this shape, the labia minora peek out the top and the labia magora meet at the bottom

    The Ms. Curtains look, Mel said, is her name for when the labia minora extend past the labia majora, sticking out either a little bit or a lot. This is actually the most common shape.

    Women with the Ms. Horseshoe have a vagina that opens wider at the top but closes at the bottom, with the shape of a horseshoe.

    Finally, the Ms. Tulip looks like a tulip about to bloom, with the labia minora slightly exposed up and down the labia majora.

    Turkey Vs Roast Beef Vagina

    The expert: She named this the final type, in which the labia minora are contained but exposed up and down the vagina

    Moral of the story is that every vagina is different, but it shares a sisterhood with all other vaginas, and nobody should feel strange or abnormal, Mel said.

    Just because you havent met your sister vagina yet, doesn’t mean she isn’t out there.

    She concluded humorously: Your vagina is perfect. Its just like a curtain. You wouldnt hate your house if it had ugly curtains.

    Avoid girls whose names end in consonants. This may seem strange and unsubstantiated by science, but it’s true. If you have an Erica, a Melissa, an Yvonne, or perhaps an Alexandra, rest assured you will have that perfect slit surprise when you are ready to do the deed. The beautiful symmetry of a nicely shaped vagina, each lip in direct proportion to the other only separated by a slight line. No excess labial flap, no peek-a-boo wraparound meat skin. It’s called the “o” face for a reason. Loading…

    Hopefully I have saved some of you from the pain generally associated with being lured into the large labia luncheon. So there you have it. Five almost indisputable ways to identify, and consequently avoid, roast beef.

    The dreaded roast beef. The meat curtains. The sleeve of wizard. Call it what you will, but for most that is quite the turn off and the last thing a man like yourself wants to see flapping in the wind before engaging in the feel-good coitus that could have been. Contrary to popular belief, it is not genetic. Nor is it caused by how many men she’s slept with, or how large those men were. Some porn stars have beautiful entry points. So how does one avoid such a surprise? Are there ways to identify roast beef prior before it’s too late? The answer is YES, and here are 5 ways to do so:

    We’ve all been there. Your dapper charming self has wooed a girl by way of traditional date or maybe night time escalation. You get home, the mood is right, the drinks have been flowing and you have convinced her that in fact, yes… sex is a great idea. That magic moment comes when you start undressing her, she is on your bed and lifts her perfectly shaped bottom 6 inches off the duvet cover so you can slide her underwear off. And then you see it…

    This one is self-explanatory. I have yet to meet a vegetarian girl who sports dildo drapes. If she doesn’t eat meat, she doesn’t yield meat. Rumor has it that protein deficiency causes aesthetically pleasing vaginal formation, but the medical studies have yet to come in on this. Stay tuned.

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